Sunday, September 26, 2010

Deep Impact - ECS FC

GSSL Division 3B September 26, 2010 9:00am Edmonds District Stadium

Deep Impact - ECS FC 4-1 (3-1)
1-0 Chris Allen (Blake Ambrose)
2-0 Kris Totev (Sung Rak Choi)
3-0 Kris Totev (Brian Virgin)
3-1
4-1 Chris Allen

Former Coug and current top scorer Christopher Allen made it four goals in three games as Deep Impact continued their fine form with a 4-1 thrashing in Edmonds.

The home side could finally include indoor legends Alex Lubov and Tristan Traywick for their first appearances this season. Ryan Camden served a one-match suspension for his two yellow cards last weekend and was obviously disappointed that he couldn't participate at his old stomping ground. Matt Choi was unable to make it as his car broke down on the Montlake bridge 7 minutes before kick-off, whilst Ted Choi has yet to make a statement about the incident. However, it is destined to start with a claim that someone was in an offside position when it all occurred.

Impact were on the back-foot from the get-go as ECS, abbreviated from Emerald City Supporters of Fredy Montero's Goal Celebration with Both Index Fingers Pointing to the Sky, kept possession well and piled on the pressure in the opening minutes. The away side, being complimented by the referee with a foreign accent for a disciplined warm-up before the game, seemed to beam with confidence as Impact struggled to maintain possession on the wet surface. But once again it was goal poacher Chris Allen who would be first on the scoresheet for the sky blues with what has become a trademark finish by now. Ambrose picked up a loose ball in the middle of the park and presented Allen with a through-pass that only a genius can decipher on a good day. The striker placed it low to the right of the keeper, leaving the opposition in dismay.

The game evened out after the opening goal and as the first half progressed the Norwegian playmaker decided to take matters into his own hands. After receiving the ball from Korean hand model Choi, Totev found acres of space in front of him and sent away a pile-driver from about 20 meters out. The ball dipped in front of the goalie who was unable to react quick enough to stop it as it slid underneath. Totev would add his second goal on the day not long after. Brian Virgin spotted Totev's sneaky run to break away from the ECS midfield, he then beat the defender one-on-one and with a clinical finish low and hard gave Impact some breathing space before the interval. The goal's after effects produced signature Jersey Shore fist pumping moves and a general rejoice within the team. ECS pulled one back on a free-kick that was deflected in via the head of a defender, literally seconds before the half-time whistle to give them any hope of a second-half comeback.

In the final 45 minutes both teams came close to scoring on several occasions and Totev could've easily grabbed a hat-trick with his third shot of the match that was comfortably saved. It's rather uncertain what was said during the away side's team talk at the break but they came out fighting, hoping to salvage a point. Johnny Dominick had a good game in the Impact goal and stopped everything that came his way. The final nail in the coffin came through a counter attack. Totev stole the ball and in similar fashion to his second goal outpaced the full-back before crossing it low towards Ambrose. The central defender was onto him like a flash but made somewhat of a half-ass interception, only for Chris Allen to pick up the pieces and make it 4-1 from close range. Nothing short of an impressive and effective display by Impact in their first home game of the season. That's brilliant that is.

This just in: several Deep Impact players have noticed the mysterious shift in weather at every event so far, being hella rainy in the mornings but disappearing completely as the referee gets the game underway. In other news, an unnamed father plays tennis and does not enjoy the rain. He stated that the Seattle weather on Sundays throws him off and faces him with the difficult dilemma whether to sleep in or not.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Summit FC - Deep Impact

GSSL Division 3B September 19, 2010 11:15am Summit Playfields #2

Summit FC - Deep Impact 1-3 (0-2)
0-1 Chris Allen
0-2 Blake Ambrose (Kris Totev)
0-3 Kris Totev (Blake Ambrose)
1-3

Deep Impact's multi-talented midfielder Blake Forrest Ambrose scored his first goal for the club and set up another in a convincing 3-1 win at Summit.

Being on a high from last weekend's narrow win, Impact continued in the same way and enjoyed plenty of possession in this early Sunday kick-off that had more weather changes than Al Roker could predict. At one point there was a clear indication of double rainbows. Chris Allen got the team off to a flyer with his second goal in as many games. The striker picked up a loose ball behind the defense and placed it out of reach for the opposing goalkeeper. An on-going investigation of the first goal's assist maker has been put on hold as no one seemed to claim it at the time. The review panel has decided to give the assist to the unknown entity that also seemingly pushed the Impact goalie with no one sight.

At the end of the half it was time for our number 7 to open his account. After receiving the ball from Jose Chi, Totev advanced towards the box before faking a shot and sliding it nicely through to Ambrose who dummied the defender and expedited the ball low past the goalie. The Seattle native was reportedly so excited about the goal that he rushed home to tell his parents, and was lovingly rewarded with his favorite Italian meatballs. Deep Impact in control at half-time with a 2-0 lead. The interval produced a cameo by the founder of Seattle Central Soccer Club and Donald Trump's #1 fan Toan Viradet, who was deeply impressed with the team's jerseys.

The third goal was an absolute gem that would make Arsene Wenger proud any day of the week, a move that was started and finished by Totev. Deep Impact displayed, against a helpless defense, one-touch passing at its very best involving Brian, Matt Choi and Blake, leaving the unmarked Totev with the easy job of putting the ball into the back of the net. A moment to cherish and surely a contender for team goal of the season.

Moments later, Ryan picked up his second yellow of the game and received his marching orders. The referee, who coincidentally recovered the heart of Davy Jones in the Pirates trilogy, did everything in his power to make the remainder of the game an exciting contest. Summit FC were awarded a dubious penalty kick but after two attempts the home side were not able to convert it into a consolation goal. They eventually got their breakthrough with a long ball over the Impact defense that was headed in via the post by their forward. A comfortable away win in the end and a much improved performance by Impact.

In other news, Impact was able to feature Vietnamese right-back Hieu Duong for the first time this season. The young defender decided the time was right to come out of retirement and take a break from eating his country's beloved phở and cream puffs to join up with his new teammates.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Journeymen FC - Deep Impact

GSSL Division 3B September 12, 2010 9:30am Nathan Hale High School

Journeymen FC - Deep Impact 2-3 (1-2)
1-0
1-1 Matt Choi (Blake Ambrose)
1-2 Chris Allen (Brian Virgin)
2-2
2-3 Jose Chi (Chris Allen)

The Division 3B season opener marked the long-awaited return of Argentine star Jose "Carlito" Chi, who came off the bench to grab the winner at Nathan Hale HS.


The highly anticipated debut game for Seattle's latest expansion team Deep Impact couldn't have been closer... in scoreline. This historic day, witnessed by a crowd of roughly 6 grown-ups and a child, saw sky blue Impact dominate possession from start to finish but lack of quality in the final third turned the game more suspenseful than it should've been. The hosts took advantage of the few chances they had and succeeded with their long ball approach.

Against the run of play, Journeymen FC took the lead after a mix-up in the Impact defense and their forward made no mistake one-on-one with Johnny. Despite going a goal down it was all square shortly after. Kris, also known as "Bjorn Dota" from the famous Work Doers FC era managed by popular music video director Jon Jon, passed short to "Hoyt" Ambrose who found Matt Choi with an inch-perfect through-ball. A calm finish by the former Botany 101 prodigy to make it 1-1. Minutes later the first-half comeback was complete. A long cross to the far post was met by Brian, only to be poked into the old onion bag by Chris Allen. An important 2-1 lead at the break.

The second half saw much of the same, lots of possession but wasted chances by the away side. The men of journeys equalized on a counter attack with a cracker of a goal from long range. But it was the Argentine midfielder who would have the last laugh. After undergoing surgery for a torn ACL awhile back he was finally ready to show off his skills in front of former and new teammates. With great close control he got past the defense inside the penalty box and found enough space to slot the ball past their keeper for the winning goal. A hard-earned 3-2 win but nothing more than Impact deserved.

In related news, Ambrose heaped praise on Chi's hairstyle and expressed his desire to grow out his own hair to resemble the great Carlos Tévez.